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exeggcute:

fuck I love weird al

You And I Can Code A Bad Romance, Part 2

(I, a software engineering student, am dating a computer engineering student. When we get back to my place after a date, we go up to my room for a while. This exchange happens after:)

Housemate #1: “So… did you kids have fun?”

Me: “What?”

Housemate #1: “You were in your room with the door closed for a while!” *winks*

Me: “Oh, we were looking through the source code for findtheinvisiblecow.com to see if they had any public functions to change the animal to fox, since you have to donate to get it. We got really close, but the javascript object wasn’t a specifically defined class and was weirdly accessed…”

Housemate #1: *face-palms*

Housemate #2: “I thought I heard someone yelling ‘cow.’ I was just really hoping you were weirdly kinky.”

Read more stories at NotAlwaysRomantic.com!:
daruncic:

I will reblog posts that contain 2 or more of the following
Cool jackets
Long haired dudes
Swords

daruncic:

I will reblog posts that contain 2 or more of the following

  • Cool jackets
  • Long haired dudes
  • Swords
terezi-pie-rope:

dad-rock-davos:

itsfullofstars:

Coldest Star Found—No Hotter Than Fresh Coffee
According to a new study, a star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee.
Dubbed CFBDSIR 1458 10b, the star is what’s called a brown dwarf. These oddball objects are often called failed stars, because they have starlike heat and chemical properties but don’t have enough mass for the crush of gravity to ignite nuclear fusion at their cores.
With surface temperatures hovering around 206 degrees F (97 degrees C), the newfound star is the coldest brown dwarf seen to date.
Keep reading.

I’m gonna…I’m gonna touch it..

What if I just- put my hand-

terezi-pie-rope:

dad-rock-davos:

itsfullofstars:

Coldest Star Found—No Hotter Than Fresh Coffee

According to a new study, a star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee.

Dubbed CFBDSIR 1458 10b, the star is what’s called a brown dwarf. These oddball objects are often called failed stars, because they have starlike heat and chemical properties but don’t have enough mass for the crush of gravity to ignite nuclear fusion at their cores.

With surface temperatures hovering around 206 degrees F (97 degrees C), the newfound star is the coldest brown dwarf seen to date.

Keep reading.

I’m gonna…I’m gonna touch it..

What if I just- put my hand-

therobotmonster:

bibliophile1887:

viro-blizzard:

Remembrance of the Daleks, season 25, 1988

"Give me some of that nitro-9 that you’re not carrying!"

Since we have a Doctor who isn’t going to be romantic with companions now, can we please get a Grandpa/Father/Crazy Uncle dynamic with post-Clara? He needs a Jamie/Leela/Ace type of violently awesome (and awesomely violent) companion.

© nextMOSH pt.2

© nextMOSH

90377:

Norway by happy.apple on Flickr.

90377:

Norway by happy.apple on Flickr.